Puff: I can at least let you wear it until tomorrow. Puff: Uh, SpongeBob? SpongeBob: Yes, Mrs. SpongeBob: Aw, tartar sauce! I guess I won't be needing this. Puff: SpongeBob, are you okay? SpongeBob: I overdid the speech again, didn't I? Mrs. A small salad? Bubble Bass: I'll take a double triple bossy deluxe, on a raft, four by four, animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it and let it swim. Puff: It's okay, SpongeBob! You can cheat! Cheat that way! SpongeBob: No! I'm.cheating! Episode 5 Pizza Delivery (5.1) Squidward: Will you let go of that stupid pizza already?! SpongeBob: I can't, it's for the customer! Squidward: Who cares about the customer? SpongeBob: I do! Squidward: Well, I don't! SpongeBob: Squidward! Home Sweet Pineapple (5.2) Squidward: SpongeBob, is it time already for you to ruin my day? Patrick: Is it time already to ruin Squid's day? Don't start without me! Episode 6 Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy (6.1) Barnacle Boy: Time to come out of retirement! There's evil afoot! Mermaid Man: EVIL! Where is it? Barnacle Boy: There it is! You know what this means? Mermaid Man: Donuts! Pickles (6.2) Squidward: Let me guess, Tiny.
SpongeBob: So, uh.I'll see you tomorrow, Squidward! Call me! Boating School (4.2) SpongeBob: I'm cheating, Mrs. And Patrick is a dirty, stinky, rotten friend stealer! Um.I can fix this. Squidward: AAH! SpongeBob: Squidward– Patrick: Likes Patrick more than SpongeBob. Episode 4 Naughty Nautical Neighbors (4.1) SpongeBob: Squidward is my best friend in the world. Plankton: Well, we're both invertebrates, aren't we? SpongeBob: I.guess so. You could say we're friends, right? SpongeBob: Um.no. Episode 3 Jellyfishing (3.1) SpongeBob: Welcome home, Squidward! Patrick: Merry Christmas! Plankton! (3.2) SpongeBob: Plankton, what are you doing here? Plankton: I just want to talk. Anything else? SpongeBob: How about."ripple"? No thanks. I thought I.! Huh? SpongeBob: Hey, Squidward! Wanna blow some bubbles? Only 25 cents! Squidward: Right, like I would spend a moment of my time.blowing bubbles! Ripped Pants (2.2) Lou: May I help you? SpongeBob: I'll take a banana split. Reef Blower (1.2) (Non-speaking episode) ( SpongeBob: You!) Tea at the Treedome (1.3) Sandy: All right, you whipper snappers, come and get it! Episode 2 Bubblestand (2.1) Squidward: Now for some soothing sounds from Squidward's clarinet. Krabs: Well, lad, it seems like you don't even have your sea legs.